How You Found My Blog Pt 2

Happy day-before-Valetine's-Day! Got any plans for the big day? Brandon bought me a hot stone massage, and I'm super stoked to get it. I've never had one before. I'm kind of nervous. Have any of you guys ever had one? Did you like it? Tell me, tell me. I need details, people.    

So I'm a little low on blog material right now. OK, that's a lie. I've actually got quite a few topics I want to write about, but they're not yet finished. Still working on those. So with that, I figured it's time for another round of crazy search terms people use to find my blog. What do you say? If you missed the first round you can check it out here. I really can't get over some of the stupid and crazy things people search in Google and in the end still land on my blog. Pretty entertaining, if you ask me. Enjoy!

"discount code miracle noodle" 

What the hell is a miracle noodle?? And why would you want one, especially half off?

"I want my home to look like Pottery Barn" 

Yeah, I do!! Pottery Barn is my all-time favorite store. Duh.

"carrabba's white wine sangria recipe" 

It's only the best sangria in the WORLD! Or you can try my recipe.

"husband doesn't pay attention to me" 

Whoa, wait a gosh dern minute!! I never said this. 
And whoever searched this… Yeah you better nip that in the bud. NOW!  

"funny countdown until best friend gets home" 

Aw, looks like I'm not the only one who gets left out on all the cool things. 
I feel for you, friend.

"dreaming about being pregnant" 

Phew! And I thought I was the only one.

"outfits to wear to a bar" 

Hmm...what to wear to a bar? How about this, this or this?

"always wanted to wear glasses" 

Meee too!! #soulmates